tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post5210935412495144302..comments2023-10-28T17:24:41.752+05:00Comments on Cafe Pyala: The WTF Headline of the DayXYZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17120968316026139059noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-573250905674323452011-04-26T16:21:26.488+05:002011-04-26T16:21:26.488+05:00My favourites are still the ones from Dawn about t...My favourites are still the ones from Dawn about two years ago - 'Cow blows landlord fatally' and 'Six bitten by mad bitch'. Reading the latter, my pal Pasha exclaimed, 'Hey, my ex made the headlines!'MiraHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-42838056806651591252011-04-10T01:34:43.438+05:002011-04-10T01:34:43.438+05:00is it a jewish site ? just for propagandia agains...is it a jewish site ? just for propagandia against islam ,patriotism, gherat ? mr xyz, when will u get name ( i know cant get father's name )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-11110504665465438192011-04-08T16:26:26.324+05:002011-04-08T16:26:26.324+05:00Kamal Siddiqi mounchless hai.Kamal Siddiqi mounchless hai.Shamim Banonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-85342796180053762452011-04-06T20:22:36.598+05:002011-04-06T20:22:36.598+05:00Nope, I don't buy it. April fool is a Western ...Nope, I don't buy it. April fool is a Western thing. It is not practiced here. and please don't tell me that not knowing Western customs is being ignorant or 'backward' if that had been the case, West would have been the most ignorant. <br />this April fool thing that ET came up with was insipid and ersatz. <br />PS. By West I mean the developed countries of the West. I don't mean to treat at a monolithic entity.Pekhawaraynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-20205351094037034942011-04-05T00:37:49.383+05:002011-04-05T00:37:49.383+05:00Gosh, This newspaper can never be taken seriously!...Gosh, This newspaper can never be taken seriously! ET, WHEN WILL YOU GROW UP!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-35769927197857865952011-04-04T22:30:09.452+05:002011-04-04T22:30:09.452+05:00Is this news paper some small time worthless one -...Is this news paper some small time worthless one - we've got millions of them here in India. One of the news channels about the 'match-fixed' news item - it's of that ilk of entities that just don't cut ice with any of the public.<br />.<br />If Express Tribune is not a worthless news-paper, I'm really shocked (at that excuse of a head-ilne)!!NarayaNhttp://viewed-thru-saffron-glasses.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-20477606497772657872011-04-04T16:12:19.788+05:002011-04-04T16:12:19.788+05:00Isn't the newspaper itself one giant April Foo...Isn't the newspaper itself one giant April Fools' day joke?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-879198447204243142011-04-04T12:42:53.528+05:002011-04-04T12:42:53.528+05:00It was Mahim's ideaIt was Mahim's ideaET subnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-78859945861858903822011-04-03T23:53:57.545+05:002011-04-03T23:53:57.545+05:00Let us find the brilliant author of this nose-cutt...Let us find the brilliant author of this nose-cutting headline. Mahim Mahir, who i think heads the Karachi city desk, seems behind this fireworks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-78720547074934957482011-04-03T22:08:56.706+05:002011-04-03T22:08:56.706+05:00Brilliantly spotted, Pyala.
My favorite WTF headl...Brilliantly spotted, Pyala.<br /><br />My favorite WTF headline was told to me by Ejaz Haider (no need to corroborate, I'm sure he'll vouch for the authenticity of this one). It concerned the crash landing of a PAF training jet in which the pilot managed to escape unharmed. The headline: "Plane Crashes: Pilot Ejaculates".<br /><br />R.A.Rafay Alamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00125735594813770157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-74559651399476242922011-04-02T23:57:35.904+05:002011-04-02T23:57:35.904+05:00WTF indeed!!WTF indeed!!Idiazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16903201380394250836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-20022466950623558182011-04-02T20:17:55.664+05:002011-04-02T20:17:55.664+05:00Dont diss yoda!Dont diss yoda!TightDhotihttp://tightdhoti.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-24726949016769046242011-04-02T12:48:50.654+05:002011-04-02T12:48:50.654+05:00I know. It featured on the tribune site somewhere ...I know. It featured on the tribune site somewhere I was like, do I seriously need to brush up my 'hip' english n idiomatic crap. Even my SAT sentence correction practice led me nowhere with this expression.Rahlhttp://raheelaijaz.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-63290634304416157672011-04-02T11:00:25.520+05:002011-04-02T11:00:25.520+05:00Well, people often do that, using idioms like “wha...Well, people often do that, using idioms like “what goes of my father” but those are common and people understand and appreciate the joke. Here, it is totally lost between the reader’s nose and the team’s performance in Mohali.Anwar Iqbal, Washingtonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-31783831411565179302011-04-02T04:20:30.753+05:002011-04-02T04:20:30.753+05:00It's NOT yoda talk. I work at ILM and people h...It's NOT yoda talk. I work at ILM and people here would take a serious offense if they read this headline :DRazanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-73803281392951582282011-04-02T03:14:04.240+05:002011-04-02T03:14:04.240+05:00This definitely has serious WTF value. Also, I'...This definitely has serious WTF value. Also, I'm kinda agreeing with Shahid Saeed that it might be a failed attempt at Yoda-speak. Or, the person who put it together was on drugs. Or, whoever was supposed to proof-read it went for Friday prayers and never came back (as most people do) and somebody else (who was on drugs or under the influence of fanboy-ness) attempted Yoda-speak and failed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-82226374558228845742011-04-02T02:33:02.618+05:002011-04-02T02:33:02.618+05:00Failed attempt at Yoda-speakFailed attempt at Yoda-speakShahid Saeedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11172266956357753140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-4630990699578460202011-04-02T02:32:27.212+05:002011-04-02T02:32:27.212+05:00after this headline, Kamal Sidiqi ko bhi apni moon...after this headline, Kamal Sidiqi ko bhi apni moonch kata leni chahiyeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com