tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post8229158055934616948..comments2023-10-28T17:24:41.752+05:00Comments on Cafe Pyala: Pakistan Loves Animals, It Really DoesXYZhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17120968316026139059noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-27572649473323098162010-08-03T16:30:12.161+05:002010-08-03T16:30:12.161+05:00An interesting follow up to the fox news article. ...An interesting follow up to the fox news article. Featured in Daily Times.<br /><br />http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2010\07\28\story_28-7-2010_pg9_6Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-28129332161410050302010-07-23T16:04:11.214+05:002010-07-23T16:04:11.214+05:00Anonymous JULY 18, 2010 6:00 AM :
change the date...Anonymous JULY 18, 2010 6:00 AM :<br /><br />change the date range to "2004 - present" and VOILA!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-30453325067243689912010-07-21T19:42:33.511+05:002010-07-21T19:42:33.511+05:00ST,
Here's the link to NB's post:
http:/...ST,<br /><br />Here's the link to NB's post:<br /><br />http://uk.asiancorrespondent.com/fiverupees/2007/04/thwaddi-ghora-i-was-going-to-write-bit.html<br /><br />One of the conclusions that we came to at the time NB posted was that Pakistanis may well be some of the more unsophisticated porn surfers around. <br /><br />There is little, if any, porn content in Urdu / Sindhi / Punjabi and Pakistanis are left searching for porn in English. Our sexual vocabulary, as it were, is rather limited and most Pakistanis repeat the same rudimentary search terms. <br /><br />This may also explain why Pakistani sexual fantasists are unable to mask their fantasies. Add to this the limited ability of older family members, especially women, in unearthing browser histories, and you have even less of a need to mask the searches.<br /><br />None of this though explains why we remain at the top, or near the top, of the list for Titanic, Kate Winslet and Celine Dion. That shit's just plain wrong.AKShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05133797883128888170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-51568052062784243382010-07-20T11:57:26.552+05:002010-07-20T11:57:26.552+05:00Hi
Could anyone please share NB's article on ...Hi<br /><br />Could anyone please share NB's article on Rs.5? I can't seem to find it and I need to share it with a friend. Thanks!STnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-46402612417046427892010-07-18T16:27:39.387+05:002010-07-18T16:27:39.387+05:00There may yet be some good coming out of this.
I...<i><br />There may yet be some good coming out of this.<br /></i><br /><br />I thought u were against all the coming :D ...<br /><br />Google needs to get a life and stop keeping tabs and releasing them to the public. Isn't it an invasion of my privacy to report our searched items on tv.? It should beAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-8478429866859968352010-07-18T06:00:40.173+05:002010-07-18T06:00:40.173+05:00http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=camel%20s...http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=camel%20sex&date=today%2012-m&cmpt=geo<br /><br />whatsgoingonhere? please dont tell me this was a hoaxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-69418486483669771442010-07-18T01:16:12.977+05:002010-07-18T01:16:12.977+05:00The FOX news story is based on their inherent desi...The FOX news story is based on their inherent desire to malign all things Muslim AND on Google's errors. Yes - Google does make mistakes. Even Steve Jobs admitted yesterday that Apple was human and could make an error (for those who have not followed the story this is about iPhone4's poor reception).<br /><br />There are about 8-10 million internet users in Pakistan. Those who claim more read on - others can skip to the next paragraph! A couple of years back The Pak Telecom Authority Chairman put his finger in the air and plucked out the number 18 and said there were 18 million internet users in Pakistan. This was quoted by JP Morgan and someone added this to the Internet World Stats to fast forward our internet penetration (I use this word with no innuendos in mind) rate. Yahoo! has 4.5 million users in Pakistan, Hotmail has 1.8m, Facebook has 2.1m and there is a lot of overlap. Yahoo! reaches about half of all internet users worldwide and about 70% of all internet users in developing nations. If we use the Yahoo! index and assume 50% of all internet users in Pakistan visit Yahoo! then our total internet userbase is around 9 million. ...<br /><br />We've got to be a pretty horny bunch of 9 million internet users to drive up Google search rankings for animal fetishes. With such a low number of internet users it is statistically stretching things to claim that we can claim top dog status in the world of canine and human interaction.<br /><br />Continuing with this reasoning, the Google rankings become ludicrous when you see that searches for "dog sex" place Pakistan as No.1, while Ethiopia, with an internet userbase of under 400,000, comes in as No.2 and Nepal (also with under half a million online users) ranks No.4 according to Google Insights. <br /><br />Now let us analyze some other Google "facts." If you look at Google Adplanner which lists the top sites visited by people from Pakistan, in the top 50 there are no sleazy sites listed (but of course these must have been removed to give the list a G rating). But why did Google include sites such as softonic.com, rapidshare.com and brothersoft.com among the top 50 sites viewed from Pakistan. Maybe we have a high percentage of nerds online who visit software download sites and technology sites? Of our 9 million users how many are into techie stuff? If you believe Google then cnet.com is the 8th most popular site in Pakistan.<br /><br />Google itself admitted that its data may contain inaccuracies. But even if we accept that there is some truth in those saucy site numbers, then is it not the responsibility of the guardians of our morals to ban access to such sites. Why is it that i cannot find a copy of Playboy magazine in Pakistani newsstands but i can access their website without any impediment? <br /><br />Freedom of speech and a free press are all fine but exposure to salacious sites is certainly something which needs restraints in Pakistan. Perhaps the Pornistan title can make those who control the internet save our youth from indiscriminate exposure to porn. There may yet be some good coming out of this.aynalifnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-13162144328864963012010-07-17T19:54:28.392+05:002010-07-17T19:54:28.392+05:00next up.. let's top the list for Fox sex.
Wh...next up.. let's top the list for Fox sex. <br /><br />Who else could've come up with the idea but a FOX news worker. Obviously, their employer does them everyday.<br /><br />@TLW: Relax buddy, the post is not about you.Rick Mnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-65609833416710115872010-07-17T15:56:13.384+05:002010-07-17T15:56:13.384+05:00Propaganda? haha, We are a frustrated nation and w...Propaganda? haha, We are a frustrated nation and we thought no one was keeping records of our activities//Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-52163335190493890272010-07-17T11:58:57.962+05:002010-07-17T11:58:57.962+05:00Its Just a Propaganda
More like one of those weir...<i>Its Just a Propaganda</i><br /><br />More like one of those weird stories always hovering around Pakistan ready to be picked up and beaten around the world with when it's convenient. Eric Margolis said after Mushy forced AQ Khan to confess to be the sole driving force for the nuclear smuggling ring, that this sort of coerced fake confession to save Mushy and the high command's ass internationally would come to bite Pakistan in the behind some time or another.TLWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-47484314917154130252010-07-17T11:05:13.046+05:002010-07-17T11:05:13.046+05:00Its Just a PropagandaIts Just a PropagandaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-77806078562462065282010-07-17T11:03:03.738+05:002010-07-17T11:03:03.738+05:00Marvel at TWL's Assertion
First of it's T...<i>Marvel at TWL's Assertion</i><br /><br />First of it's TLW. Please do marvel; I remain in awe at my dear old homeland's constant ability to launch one nasty surprise after another at it's own citizenry. Zia-ification, Karachi Burning in the 90`s, Nuclear Tests, Kargil, Musharraf, the Taliban in Af-Land and Pak, Bugti Getting Killed, Swat Burning, the installation of a President Asif Ali Zardari, its been one nasty surprise after another all our lives; what's wrong with laughing at the surprise of extreme animal lovers compare to shit that we couldn't predict even five years before hand.<br /><br /><i>rural Pakistan that's suddenly gotten mass internet access</i><br /><br />With 18 Million users, it probably does, possibly even my dear old Punjab.<br /><br />Here rural defender, statistics from the <a href="http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=it_net_user&idim=country:PAK&dl=en&hl=en&q=Pakistan+Internet+Users" rel="nofollow">World Bank</a>.<br /><br /><i>outstripping the rest of the world combined</i><br /><br />Maybe they're curious? Maybe they're looking for ways to improve horse farming?<br /><br /><i>rural masses</i><br /><br />Dammit, another one of those cliche spouters.<br /><br /><i>disgustingly self-serving prejudice against the rural masses instrumentalized in the service of one's own ideological predilections</i><br /><br />Oh go fuck off to your Poli Sci 301 class and let some people have their laughs in peace.TLWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-20780367392091268292010-07-17T07:23:05.699+05:002010-07-17T07:23:05.699+05:00Also, I can't help but marvel at TWL's ass...Also, I can't help but marvel at TWL's assertion that it's rural Pakistan that's suddenly gotten mass internet access and is rapidly outstripping the rest of the world combined in searches for bestial erotica. <br /><br />Not only is the argument completely empirically-untested and factually unfounded, it reeks of a disgustingly self-serving prejudice against the rural masses instrumentalized in the service of one's own ideological predilections. <br /><br />I know cafepyala's generally the place for all manner of light hearted banter and one should take it in that vein and all, but that was pretty sickening to read. Honestly.Ammar Rashidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-16727996012901662002010-07-17T06:36:57.657+05:002010-07-17T06:36:57.657+05:00I think you may have jumped the gun cafepyala. Rep...I think you may have jumped the gun cafepyala. Reports are emerging, both from ISPs in Pakistan and the horse's mouth itself (Google) that the survey results are hugely flawed. <br /><br />As the ISP association points out, it is simply unfathomable that Pakistan could top the 'porn searches per capita' index, considering Pakistan's 'internet per capita' is around 9%, compared to 85+% for most European countries.<br /><br />This does seem to be a combination of some serious fudging of numbers and blatantly malicious, fox-news-led mudslinging here, guys. Would've been nice if cafepyala hadn't joined the bandwagon though. You guys are usually incredibly meticulous with your facts.<br /> <br />Still, remain a huge fan.Ammar Rashidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-79271805665838622482010-07-17T06:00:48.314+05:002010-07-17T06:00:48.314+05:00I love looking at animal sex..but hey I am in US s...I love looking at animal sex..but hey I am in US so all of that gets nice absorbed in the sea of my fellow animal-porn-lovers. Too bad for paki land, people need to pick up favs and bookmark the sites to avoid these crazy interns at FOX to get promotions based on sleazy articles. I bet the bitch enjoys some banging from her pet dog or something to be able to come up with this idea. I am guessing her thought process went something like that...what do I enjoy doing most in life (animal sex?) and what content would be an easy sell and get most hits (pakifuckistan)..bingo! And that's how her pervert mind came up with the idea. I know these bitches inside out so believe me when I say that Americans are great people but man they like their sex dirty. And as the famous saying in san francisco goes about sex, "If it's not dirt, you are not doing it right".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-12554608722058946582010-07-17T03:54:37.919+05:002010-07-17T03:54:37.919+05:00lol at anon above :)lol at anon above :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-34155939384473443752010-07-17T00:19:47.173+05:002010-07-17T00:19:47.173+05:00Is octopus sex the main Google search category in ...Is octopus sex the main Google search category in Spain these days?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-28469555244744206062010-07-16T15:42:53.991+05:002010-07-16T15:42:53.991+05:00Animals woil serch for sex with animals...Pakistan...Animals woil serch for sex with animals...Pakistan===coutry of animals...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-84292274806162677232010-07-16T11:54:43.350+05:002010-07-16T11:54:43.350+05:00on a side note, we are also number one in searches...on a side note, we are also number one in searches for "education", "university", "shahrukh khan", "economics", "india pakistan", "mathematics", "rani mujherjee" and number 2 in ebooks and engineering.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-17782967859425050382010-07-16T11:47:18.320+05:002010-07-16T11:47:18.320+05:00bangladesh beats us in "sex stories" and...bangladesh beats us in "sex stories" and ireland beats us in "porn". peshawar comes on the top of the list in cities of pakistan where these searches are done, by the wayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-28620344169156140522010-07-16T03:15:15.995+05:002010-07-16T03:15:15.995+05:00I wonder what the fuck they were expecting to hear...I wonder what the fuck they were expecting to hear from the Pakistani Embassy.Umairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09237598102592816350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-6903478577312613282010-07-16T02:40:29.916+05:002010-07-16T02:40:29.916+05:00this is all indeed a fabrication. i for one never ...this is all indeed a fabrication. i for one never do google searches for porn. i've got all of them bookmarked...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-43562727512871404922010-07-16T01:35:36.667+05:002010-07-16T01:35:36.667+05:00Somethingrichandstrange:
Come on yaar. NB writes ...Somethingrichandstrange:<br /><br />Come on yaar. NB writes one post a year. Do you really think it matters if the Pyalas give me credit for one of his posts? Given all the writing I do? I say no.Ahsanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13662937883149553514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-68730469206111952202010-07-16T00:14:35.584+05:002010-07-16T00:14:35.584+05:00i sure hope you're being sarcastic, Raamis. If...i sure hope you're being sarcastic, Raamis. If not then stop horsexing, I mean, horsing around, mate.Magnumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1110720279777344316.post-34503268683351013042010-07-15T23:05:47.681+05:002010-07-15T23:05:47.681+05:00What is the big deal? So what if we like animals? ...What is the big deal? So what if we like animals? Plenty of hick farmers in the US get up to some hanky panky with Ms Baa Baa Black Sheep! So what?!Raamishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318191424771493681noreply@blogger.com