I have been meaning to do a proper post about the Kerry-Lugar bill and the nauseating media frenzy that's been whipped up about it, for a few days now, but just haven't found the time. I will, I will, I promise.
But in the meantime, I came across this bit of supreme wanking from Pakistani electronic media's Wanker-in-Chief, Zaid Hamid, and just had to share it. I mean, LOOK at this guy - red beret, photographer's jacket, scraggly beard - this guy must really think he's Pakistan's loony answer to Che or something.
But you have to have a strong stomach - or the absolute cluelessness of an Ali Azmat or whoever that bimbo is who's 'interviewing' him here on TV One - to listen to him. He begins by fabricating complete fiction about the bill - among his contentions is that the bill's wording includes that "those who love Pakistan should be removed from Pakistan's intelligence agencies." I mean, really?
He then goes on to call Pakistan's ambassador to the US, Hussain Haqqani, "Israel's ambassador", "Mir Jaafar", "Mir Sadiq", "beysharam" and "bayhaya". Ok, so I'm no fan of Haqqani, not by a long stretch, but hearing this from this lunatic, I almost feel inclined to support him. But Hussain Haqqani is only one of the targets. Others are the PML(N) - also "baysharam" - and the Awami National Party - which is warned to 'straighten itself out' ("hosh mein aa jayein") and 'stop operating at the behest of the CIA' or 'get a clobbering greater than what it has already endured from the Taliban' ("jo maar parri hai woh thorri hai"). Blackwater personnel, meanwhile, are apparently going to find themselves hanging from the trees very soon.
But my favourite bit is where he goes off about how "we, the patriotic people, are controlling things" and how the government's days are numbered. I personally think this madman's 'we' may simply be usage of the royal pronoun but, on the other hand, he may be letting slip who his backers are too. You might get further clues from who he thinks is the most patriotic organization in Pakistan...
The Wanker Guerrilla growls: "We are warning them, we are warning this government and the Americans... We will consider them traitors... It's a clear warning. Wake up!"
Which of course begs the question: who the F*** are you?!!
that was vomit inducing ... I mean seriously
ReplyDeleteHindu Zionists???
ReplyDeleteThough he otherwise fits the mould of the standard Pakistani rightist in hating the PPP and hating the ANP even more, Zaid Hamid goes a step further and hates even the Royal Emirate of Raiwind, the PML(N). Is this because of apparent shift of the League away from the army?
ReplyDeleteZaid Hamid makes other rightist military robots like Javed Choudhry and Haroon-ur-Rasheed look like Asma Jehangir and IA Rehman.
Man that "sahi" was really arousing....
ReplyDeleteSahi... zahid.... sahi... sahiiii....
sahiiiii........
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the answer to why people listen to zaid hamid is because he comes down to their level of understanding - he can dig deep into the proper language and complexities of the KL bill - but the issue is that people will not comprehend the idea of what the bill really implies. and if he uses harsh urdu language against the politicians then whats wrong in that?? im sure u could have easily digested if he had used the word bastard instead of bayghairat. And as the question goes on who he is? then just pause and think for a second that he is definitely something more than you and people listen to him not you. Time will tell the tale. Wait and watch.
ReplyDeleteHe's got a squeaky voice - somehow doesn't gel with commando attire he's got on...:-)
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