Today's three categories:
1. Worst Pun in Headline Award
Winner: Express Tribune, reporting in its 'Karachi' pages on the launch of former Indian Foreign Minister and BJP General Secretary Jaswant Singh's book on Jinnah at Mohatta Palace in Karachi:
"Singh 'Jas want's us to look into the past for future peace"
2. Surreal Headline Award
Winner: Express Tribune, lead story about wiretapping in Pakistan
"1984?: Finding Orwell in Pakistan"
3. WTF Headline Award
Winner: Express Tribune, reporting about planned commemorations on the third death anniversary of former Sindh Chief Minister Abdullah Shah (there's no link on the website but it's on page 15 of the print edition):
"Ex-CM Abdullah Shah died 3 years ago"
And ladies and gentlemen, it's a clean sweep today for the new kid on the block. The rest of you, you need to pull your socks up and get competing.