Thursday, November 25, 2010

Headline of the Day

Enough of such onanistic celebrations! (Thanks for @jhaque_ for pointing this out.)




Original story in all its glory, here.

11 comments:

Hamza Shafqaat said...

HAHA, I don't think anyone has noticed this gem yet:

'There were 6000 pregnant women, he said adding that it is said that only army did the job'

Pak Fauj Zindabad!

TLW said...

zomg....

Fifth paragraph, second line:

In folds 1983 Pakistanis died

Sigh....Floods, Jang group, floods. If you can't edit properly, please close that newspaper down, we won't have to deal with your propaganda.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha! WTH

leenah. said...

Loved the reporter's patriotism. He did with angraizi what angraiz did to us! :D

Thanks for sharing the scoop! ;)

Cafe Pyalee said...

LOL!

What is with Pakistani media (especially Geo and The News) and the word 'come.' ?

They keep using it.

Anonymous said...

I am curious, was Mr. Ambassador by any chance a guest at Vj mathira's late night show when this happened?

Bolshevik said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Hamza, you beat me to it. ROTFLOL! :-D

And to lesser degrees: re those who attended, Haqqani, the CG, 'AND notable Pakistanis'. Bhai waah, bohat umda! Definitely made my day. :-D

Anonymous said...

Hey i just noticed that the part that mentioned our army's achievement has been removed from the website!

Anonymous said...

While the "newspaper" Daily Mail now gives a home addres in F-11/4 as it's contact, you would be happy to note that the domain is registered to Makhdoom Babar at phone number 2820191, the address of which is OFFICE 3 SHAHBAZ CENTRE G-6/1 ISLAMABAD. Yes, just across the street from the boys. Old pages on the paper's website give the same address.

Also, publishing Lawrence Davidson and other conspiracy theorists on the op-ed pages is so precious.

ali said...

GEO Found the Flogged Girl Tuesday, November 30, 2010, Zilhajj 23, 1431 A.H Updated at: 1345 |

http://www.jang.com.pk/jang/nov2010-daily/30-11-2010/u54349.htm

ali said...

The News 29th March 2010: A resident of Swat, who claims to have prepared the fake video of flogging of a girl in Swat, has termed it drama and revealed that he received Rs 0.5 million for doing so before the launch of military operation ‘Rah-e-Rast’.